Illinois Would Fare Well in Zombie Apocalypse


By WSIL Reporter

WSIL --  If you're concerned about a zombie apocalypse, fear no more.  According to the blog Estately, Illinois and Missouri are well equipped to handle such a disaster.

Their report factored in 11 metrics to gauge whether an area can handle an onslaught of the undead.  The check list includes the percentage of veterans and active military personnel to those well-versed in the martial arts.
Obesity was also considered, with the logic being that the obese would struggle to run away from zombies.  Illinois was 20th. We have lots of Ironman competitors, gun owners, and laser tag enthusiasts.
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